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one hot minute boldly predicts Miami to upset Pittsburgh in tonite's NFL game

 
Thankfully, Townhall has provided us all with a free, user-friendly vehicle for bloviating on all of the important issues of the day.
Therefore, I wish to go on public record with my prediction that the Miami Dolphins will upset the defending Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers in tonite's kickoff of the NFL season.

My bold upset prediction is an uphill climb, and flies in the face of conventional wisdom.
After all, it's a home game for the Steelers, and there are stats to assert that the home field is an advantage in the NFL.
Nonetheless, I'm still going with the Dolphins.

Y'all can sing my praises on Friday when I provide picks for the forthcoming weekend games.
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  quote of the day
Wednesday, September 6, 2006


"There is nothing more dangerous in wartime than to live in the temperamental atmosphere of a Gallup poll, always feeling one's pulse and taking one's temperature." 

---Winston Churchill
address, House of Commons
September 30, 1941
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 quote of the day
 Sunday, September 2, 2006


 "What has made the state a hell on earth has been precisely that man has tried to make it his heaven."

---Friedrich Holderlin
(1770-1843)
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Top 9 amusing proclamations to be made by authoritarian liberals this week.

 
On Sunday, August 27, 2006, The New York Times Magazine printed a piece regarding a new documentary film about the late Arizona Senator, Barry Goldwater.
 
Despite the 1960 book, "The Conscience of a Conservative" in which Sen. Goldwater clearly articulated his deeply felt philosophical objection to the roles of government as practiced by liberals in various institutions, The Times article cites several modern-day liberals who claim that Sen. Goldwater would be characterized as something of a modern-day liberal.
 
Certainly, there's been a shift in the political spectrum of definitions since 1960, especially along the lines of foreign policy.
For instance, Goldwater's close friend John F. Kennedy might be considered somewhat 'conservative' in many modern circles for his early '60's staunch anti-Communist stance, his support for democracy throughout the world, his advocacy for cutting taxes in order to promote economic growth, and his support for Israel. 
 
However, since 1960 the shift has been to the left among the mainstream of the Democrat party.
As former Democrats such as Dennis Prager, Charlton Heston, and Ronald Reagan have all stated, "I didn't leave the Democrat party, the Democrat party left me."
Thus, many former Democrats---particularly those whom call once characterized themselves as "Kennedy Democrats"---have found a home in the modern Republican party.
 
And in 1960, Barry Goldwater was the avatar of the far-right among the Republican party.
Goldwater retired from the Senate in December 1987, and while he may have differed with the GOP mainstream during the '80's on abortion and a few issues regarding the influence of the Christian Coalition, those differences emanated from his decades long stern philosophy of limiting the involvement of government on most issues. 
On the other hand, the Democrat party thrives on increasing the involvement of government on most issues. 
 
And on matters of foreign policy, the party of FDR, Truman, and JFK has yielded to the isolationism, anti-American Exceptionalism, and anti-Israel yearnings of Carter, Moore, and Lamont. 
The formerly-isolationist GOP has blossomed into the party of Reagan, Bush 43, and John Bolton.  
   
Thus, by definition, the Democrat party has moved farther to the left on the political spectrum---away from Senator Goldwater.
The GOP may have also shifted to the left on domestic spending---thus the need for Porkbusters.org---but that shift has also been made away from Goldwater. 
 
Certainly, one might expect that if screaming lefties such as James Carville, Ted Kennedy, and Al Franken are claiming Barry Goldwater as one of their own, that a possible explanation is that the planets have been realigned.
Incredibly, this Goldwater-lovefest by the left has taken place during the very same week that Pluto found itself kicked out of the league of planets !
 
Despite believing Pluto is a planet since 1930, we are now informed that it is no longer a planet.
Similarly, despite believing that Barry Goldwater was a conservative since around 1940, we are informed that he is no longer a conservative
 
This certainly begs the question, "what other contrarian announcements will the liberal authoritarians amuse us with in the near future ?"
 
Here are the top 9 amusing proclamations to be made by authoritarian liberals this week.  
 
9. Ronald Reagan's support for Communism was misunderstood.
 
8. Santa Claus actually hates toys.
 
7. John Madden's favorite sport is really figure skating.
 
6. Rachael Ray loathes cooking.
 
5. Hugh Hewitt loves the Los Angeles Times
 
4. Osama Bin Laden's favorite musical is "Fiddler on the Roof."
 
3. Mary Katharine Ham is an LSU fan.
 
2. William F. Buckley is secretly a Southern Baptist.
 
1. Al Gore believes Islamo-fascism is a greater threat to the civilized world than gas-guzzling SUVs.
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quote of the day
Tuesday, August 29, 2006

"It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's that they know so much that simply isn't so."

---Ronald Reagan
televised speech
eve of 1964 election
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quote of the day
Sunday, August 27, 2006


"Liberals seem to want wealth without the rich."

---George Gilder
Wealth and Poverty
1981
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quote of the day
Tuesday, August 22, 2006

"Those who pillory capitalism for 'creating artificial needs' strike me as timid and dismal souls. You might just as well denounce Monet for creating an 'artifical need' for Impressionism."

---Paul Johnson
The Quotable Paul Johnson
1995
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Top 9 explanations for what Hugh Hewitt was really doing the past 10 days

 
Our beloved Townhall blogger and Salem Radio talker Hugh Hewitt was absent for a week and a half, as he, the fetching Mrs. Hewitt, and literature scholar David Allen White were on a "Cruise to Alaska" with radio listeners---or were they ?
While we are creatures of an age which has produced space travel, seedless watermelons, and videos of ESPN sports highlights on one's cell phone, it does seem unimaginable that Hugh was neither able to broadcast his show from a cruise ship along the coast of Alaska, nor provide regular blogging updates during those past ten days.
Which again begs the question---was Hugh truly on a cruise to Alaska ?
 
Upon Hugh's return behind the microphone on Thursday, Hugh provided anecdotal evidence as proof that he was in Alaska, however I suspect that the future on-air phone calls Hugh promises from the tree-hugging 'Joey' at the lighthouse on Admiralty Island will probably be made by Hugh's faithful employee Moses, from a treehouse in a Laguna Beach backyard.
 
While we all thoroughly enjoyed Hugh's radio fill-in---the superb Jed Babbin---as well as the continued excellence by Hugh's current guest blogger Dean Barnett, here are the Top 9 explanations for what Hugh Hewitt was really doing the past 10 days.
 
 
9. Hugh was actually looking for buried treasure in the Carribean, inspired by events portrayed in "Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest"
 
8. Hugh lost a bet with the fetching Mrs. Hewitt, and actually spent the past ten days pulling weeds, polishing china, and alphabetizing the Hewitt wine cellar. 
 
7. Hugh was actually busy raising money for Netroots, in order to strategically help those wackos further alienate the national electorate from voting for their Ned Lamont appeasement-type candidates in November.
 
6. Hugh was actually sequestered in an undisclosed screening room with Emmitt the Unblinking Eye, who was forcing Hugh to watch every film from every list of Emmitt's which Hugh has stated on the air, "I've never even heard of that movie."  
 
5. Hugh was actually vacationing in France where he and the fetching Mrs. Hewitt wore funny berets, and feasted on bree cheese and red wine---but was too embarrassed to admit it to his radio audience. "Cruising in Alaska" sounded like a good cover.
 
4. Hugh was actually giving an inspirational speech to his beloved Ohio State Buckeyes football team, where he got carried away and it evolved into a week long campaign rally for 'Ken Blackwell for Governor.'      
 
3. Hugh lost a bet with Generallisimo, and actually had to pay up by riding "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" at Disneyland 50 times a day for ten straight days.    
 
2. Hugh was actually giving the keynote address at the 8th Annual Neo-Conservative Cabal which met for a week-long 'strategy and talking points seminar' at an underground bunker in West Virginia.  
 
1. Envious about fellow Townhall blogger Mary Katharine Ham's recent appearances in Chris Muir's daily political cartoon, "Day by Day," Hewitt actually spent the last ten days seeking a cartoon strip to feature him. Rumor has it, he tracked down cartoonist Jim Davis and spent a week demanding that he be added to Davis' "Garfield" strip.
 
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one hot minute's 'quote of the day'

quote of the day
Thursday, August 17, 2006

"I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and this is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past."

---Patrick Henry
address
1777
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Top 9 Screenplays Which Left-Wing Hollywood Film Executives Will Greenlight Following the Success of "Snakes on a Plane"

 
Unless you've been hiding in a cave in Afghanistan, you're likely aware of the forthcoming New Line Cinema release, "Snakes on a Plane."
 
The genesis of the film came about several years ago when some film execs were kicking around script ideas. Attention turned to a David Dallesandro-penned script called "Venom," which was about about throwing together two of the biggest fears people have; the fear of flying, and the fear of snakes.
 
Screenwriter Dallesandro's premise was to identify two phobias independent of one another, then, throw them together and imagine the chaos.
 
Everyone is entitled to their own phobias, but leave it to Hollywood liberals to fear snakes more than Al-Qaeda, especially when paired with the fear of flying.
 
My fear of snakes and flying rates way down my list of phobias, which includes the following  :
 
Coca-Cola discontinuing its 'Diet Coke with Splenda;'

getting caught in traffic on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles;
 
a Democrat in the White House;

dating a nice, cute chick only to find out she's a liberal; 

failure of UN Resolution 1701; 

my LSU Tigers losing their September 16 game to Auburn;

and uh, another terrorist attack.   
 
A snake might be deadly, but a terrorist is deadly.
Flying can be scary---especially when a screaming baby is seated behind you---but I guarantee your flight will be more scary when a screaming terrorist is sitting behind you.
 
Hey, I've got a great idea for a film title; how about "Terrorists on a Plane" ??
That sounds scary !
 
Naturally, any film exec who would dare to recommend such a script would be met with ridicule and countered with comments such as, "Silly boy, are you a Republican ?"
"Everyone knows that evil Karl Rove was behind that whole 9/11 thing," or, "9/11 was a conspiracy by the neo-cons, the Illuminati, and Skull & Bones." 
 
Given Hollywood's low risk initiative and inclination toward repeating the formula of a proven box office success, if "Snakes on a Plane" should perform well at the box office it won't be surprising to see other screenplays greenlighted which similarly combine another fear with flying.
Only like "Snakes on a Plane," the film titles would reflect the deep-down fears of elitist, left-wing Hollywood film execs who don't fear terrorists....not even on a plane.
 
So, based on Hollywood executives' fears, here are the Top 9 Screenplays Which Left-Wing Hollywood Film Executives Will Greenlight Following the Success of "Snakes on a Plane."

 
9. "Southern NASCAR Dads on a Plane."
 
8.  "Boy Scout Troop 115 from Dubuque, Iowa on a Plane."
 
7. "An In-Flight screening of 'The Passion of the Christ' on a Plane."
 
6.  "Charlton Heston on a Plane." 
 
5.  "Wal-Mart employees from store # 37 in Jackson, Mississippi on a Plane."
 
4. "Brit Hume & The Fox News All-Stars on a Plane."
 
3. "Church-going Soccer Moms Who Drive SUVs And Homeschool Their Children on a Plane."
 
2. "Vice President Dick Cheney Wearing a Hunting Cap on a Plane."
 
1. "Ann Coulter on a Plane."
 
 
 
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one hot minute's 'quote of the day'

quote of the day
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
 
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."

---George Bernard Shaw
Man and Superman, Act III
1903
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quote of the day
Tuesday, August 15, 2006


"History takes a long time."

---Neil Postman
Technopoly
1992
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 quote of the day
Monday, August 14, 2006


"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make for better soup." 

---H.L. Mencken
A Mencken Chrestomathy
1949 
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one hot minute's 'quote of the day'

quote of the day
Sunday, August, 13, 2006


"For what reason go men armed, and have locks and keys to fasten their doors, if they be not naturally in a state of war ?"

---Thomas Hobbes
The Leviathan
1651
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quote of the day
Saturday, August 12, 2006


"People---all people, black or white, rich or poor---may be unequally responsible for what has happened to them in the past, but all are equally responsible for what they do next."

---Charles Murray
Losing Ground
1984
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